Hello and welcome back to another episode of Larry's Exotic World of Web

As some of you may notice I have recently gone high tech thanks to the good taxpayers of Maryland and the Montgomery County Public Library system. I would like to thank the MCPL for the use of their public computer bank with special funding consideration provided by those people who don't take their change from telephones and soda machines.

Sure I may be taking away a cheap burger or two from some homeless but in the long run my pontifications on various subjects will only fuel the knowledge of future generations. Plus this is all I have since the good sisters at St. Agnes' found me in their basement kitchen "inspecting" the propellant in their Whip-Cream.

You can expect me to comment upon just about anything. I have many opinions to share and have gained a lot of knowledge thanks to the many leather bound books that now clutter my "room" in the Non-Fiction/Reference aisle. Please don't tell Ms. Beaknose at the checkout desk, I mean the Catholics already kicked me out.

Aside from my ramblings you will also be subjected to the whines and drivel (its an SAT word according to my pillow book) of some blonde girl hobbit like thing. I think its a hobbit cause her feet smell like some of the really ripe cheeses I used to work with on my cooking show back before I was banned from TV and the Food Network properties.

I apologize for the inconvenience and promi... Cool it old man, I've got fifteen minutes before I have to move along. It's not Senior night at the library! Jeez people think they can just push you around here, WELL THIS IS MY HOME BUDDY! Awww crap he's getting Beaknose gotta go.