Bridal Party 101: Nolen Deibert, Brides-Man Extrodinaire

Three for Three people...this may just last :-)
So I don't know about you, but whenever I go to a wedding I tend to wonder about the bridal party. Who are they? Where did they come from? Why in the world would they agree to wear matching outfits all day? I intend to shed some light on these important questions by profiling all of our attendants over the coming months.

He's quite excited...about everything!

The inaugural profile is of the most unique member of our bridal party, the Brides-Man. I'm generally not one to buck tradition, but the entire wedding situation didn't feel right without one of my best friends and biggest supporters standing up there with me. While JP is also good friends with Nolen, over the years he has become one of my nearest and dearest, despite the fact that he's been living half a world away in Asia for the past two and a half years. Will some people be like WTH is a dude doing on the brides side...possibly. Do we care...not in the slightest.

A Shot from the Early Years demonstrates we don't care about appearing normal at all

Nolen and I met in the infamous Regan Hall in August of 2004 when we both started college at CUA. We bonded one weekend when we were among the few students who chose not to go on the Freshman Retreat. History was made that weekend and we were pretty much inseparable for the next four years or so (minus summer and when Nolen studied abroad in Belgium). We braved USG, the Honors Environmental Science track, Pryz food, and finally entering the real world together during our time at CUA. Nolen was one of the brave souls that made a go of it in DC for the first year after college, but in order to gain valuable international experience so he can be an important diplomat someday, he moved to Korea and then China in early 2010. LUCKY FOR ME, he's headed back to the good old US of A for a couple of years to go to grad school...and help me pull this wedding off!

All three of us are INAPPROPRIATELY VERY close

So for your enjoyment...here are Nolen's answers to the best probing questions I could muster:

Interests: Filling out surveys about myself, Moving around Asia, Speaking Chinese at inappropriate moments to people who don't understand me

Favorite color: Light Urple (JW: It is very possible he meant purple...I chose to keep it like this for artistic reasons)

Note: This is definitely NOT warm milk with a little honey in Nolen's cup

When did you first know you'd have to show up at our wedding: Wait, I actually have to show up? This is going to be problematic...

Favorite Cocktail to get you in the Party Mood: A nice glass of warm milk with a little honey in it. (JW: This is absolute crap and he will pay for the answer he gave here...)

This sums up JP and Nolen's relationship fairly well

What is your favorite wedding movie/pop culture wedding moment: The marriage of the Sea Captain to his wooden mermaid on The Simpsons. (Or if we're getting sentimental, when gay marriage was legalized in DC)

Is there a song you can't wait to shake your grove thang to at the reception: Well, it's not MY grove thang that will be shaking (JW: doubtful...), but I am SERIOUSLY excited for Baby Got Back. Jill knows why...

This has got to be the only normal, attractive shot of us taken...EVER

If you could skip any normal wedding tradition...what would it be: Ugh the dollar shot dance or whatever. And the chicken dance. Oh and if you write your own vows I WILL LEAVE SO HELP ME

Chicken or Fish: Chicken, but only if it has been killed by being drowned in the ocean. SEA DEATHS FOR ALL THE CHICKEN.

The Dynamic Duo is more awkward awesome than pretty much anyone else

Any last thoughts you'd like the public to know: So since the rest of this has been fairly ridiculous, let's get real for a minute here. Jill and JP have been like mom and dad to me for the last couple of years. I've been traipsing all over the world, but it's been pretty excellent to know that Jill would be there for my 3am/3pm drunk chats, or that JP would be there for my "OH CRAP WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE" crises. So when they asked me to be in their wedding, it was a no-brainer. I'm so happy that they are making this commitment to each other, and so proud to be part of it. Congrats, Jill and JP!

I'm BACK Fools!!!!!!!

Oh look everyone, I'm not dead...AGAIN!!!! If you've been reading my facebook posts recently (and lets not kid ourselves...there are no mysterious Internet fans out there reading this that I don't know on facebook) you'll know that I've been studying for the GMAT and JP has been mysteriously missing. Well readers, I have a confession to make...JP is actually a Russian Spy and has been detained by those mysterious men in black that you see on the X-Files...or Fringe...or other conspiracy based shows. About a month ago they came, zip tied his hands, and led him away to a place that I can only assume will lead to him being unofficially "disappeared." I tried to fight them off and get my man back...but the GMAT needed to be studied for and I'm only a 5'2", somewhat flabby, not skilled in fighting, girlfriend.

Is your bullshit meter going off yet??

Ok ok fine...here's what really happened. JP got a temporary job for a few months in Florida and doesn't want the details all over the net. He has this silly misconception that having all details of your life in a public forum on the Internet is a BAD thing. Clearly we do not share the same aspirations to become Internet famous. If you'd like to know more about his activities...you get in touch with him and stop bugging me! I'll never tell!!! Quit shining that bright light in my face!!!

Meanwhile, other than losing my mind and trying desperately to keep my life from descending into utter chaos, I've taken the GMAT, gotten a 620 (woohoo!!), kept the Dean Monster alive, traveled to New York City, and completely ignored this blog. NEVER FEAR THOUGH! I have a plan that will hopefully keep me updating more frequently! I'm not going to tell you about it though because

a.) you'll know exactly when I'm going to post...and that will ruin the surprise

b.) you'll know exactly when I'm going to post...and if I don't you'll throw it in my face (bastards!!!!)

c.) its a lot more fun for me this way

I will give you a little sneak peak of things to come....things I miss about living with a boy, reports of my various adventures, the first of many wedding planning entries, a special new feature that has nothing to do with what this blog is supposed to be about, and possibly a video of me playing with the cat. STAY TUNED FRIENDS FOR ALL THE FUN AND EXCITEMENT!!!!!

Love you Friends,

Jillron